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JeRk FaCe

By Anonymous
Ugh....yesterday kicked my tail. It was not one of those happy, smiling, I love my kids kinda day. The Dudes were screaming every .05 seconds and were total jerk face's. I may have said a few other choice words yesterday as well :/  I was about to lose my mind. We tried to meet Mr. Mayer for lunch. Unfortunately we turned into "those" people and had to make a hasty exit before the Dudes head started spinning and vomit spewing forth. It was not pretty. I'm pretty sure I heard applause when we were leaving. Ugh....this parenting thing is not for the weak. And, it is not all sunshine and roses like the Internet would leave one to believe....because they can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true....hahahaha...love that commercial. Whoops. Getting off track. 
So....this past weekend I had a girls weekend with my friend DJ. We went to see P!nk in concert in Dallas. I love P!nk. And....BEST CONCERT EVER. We had a fantastic time. A couple of other friends were there that we met up with and had dinner and later a limo ride (my very first!) and after concert drinks....and dancing. Oh the dancing. I won't lie. There were a lot of drinks. The next morning was rough. I didn't feel like a human until around noon-ish. DJ took me to Ikea. I had never been before. How on earth had I missed that place my whole life?! It was a AH-MAZ-ING!!! I can't wait to go back. After Ikea we shopped around the rest of the day. The next day was more shopping and a return to Oklahoma and reality. It was so great to get away for a few days. I missed the family, but gosh a break was super nice. 

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  1. Boni LadyFebruary 28, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    I've never been to Ikea either, but I really wanna!! Sound like you had fun!!

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